“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!” King Lear by the Great Shakespeare.
Children. I dislike them. Then there are times I hate them. Shakespeare and I seem to be very alike in our thoughts towards them. Today, more then ever am I acutely aware of my dislike and general disdain for them and “Breeder Privilege”.
So just a quick PSA to parents and guardians: If the film is not directly marketed at children and is over an hour and a half long. Don’t ruin it for people who’ve spent their hard earned money by bringing you mouth breathing, loud, torch waving, fuck trophies. Take them to a kids movie where it’s expected to be ruined.